When I first got implanon. “Womanhood!” I thought.

wobbly wonky work desk.

sometimes it really does look like this.

Detaching myself from those negative thoughts…well… it looks like I have to detach myself from the fact there’s a zombie trying to grab my arse… ^_^

…it’s what he does.

If there can be a product called “Bam!”, there can be one called “Poof!”…. Right?